Is Chris Brown on the verge of buying himself out of jail? Indirectly, it appears this is less than 72 hours away from happening. How, you may ask?
Here's the deal, with obligatory, confusing background information:
- He's on probation for beating the crap out of Rihanna back in 2009.
- His probation requires him to obey laws. Clearly an issue for him.
- His probation was revoked with his 2013 arrest for assault in D.C.
- He could've been jailed, but a judge allowed him to go to rehab.
- He got kicked out of rehab, TWICE, and is thus in jail now.
- If convicted in the D.C. case, he could go to PRISON.
With an April 18 trial looming in the D.C. case, it sure seemed like he was stuck in solitary confinement until then ... unless that case were to go away.
Enter legal wizard Mark Geragos, who has contacted the lawyer for the man who claims Chris assaulted him in D.C. and broke his nose in the process.
He's offering a LARGE sum of money to drop the charges.
If Geragos can engineer a civil settlement, which would no doubt entail the victim telling prosecutors he no longer wishes to testify against Chris ... no case.
And with that, Chris could have his probation reinstated.
Ridiculous as that may seem, it looks inevitable now.
With no testimony from the victim, D.C. prosecutors would then have little choice but to drop the assault case (which, admittedly, is flimsy at best).
At that point, the L.A. judge would have no reason to keep Chris Brown jailed for violating probation, even though he clearly can't stay out trouble.
This is a man who says he's good at using guns and knives, and who bangs employees and throws rocks at his mom's car ... all while IN REHAB!
Safe to say when Karruche dumped him, she dodged a bullet ... much like he will when Geragos pulls off this legal hail mary pass today or next week.
Justice served?
1. Chris Brown Smoking Weed
Chris Brown smoking weed - 3 joints at the same time no less. What a class act as always.
2. Chris Brown Thrusting
Chris Brown does his seductive thing on stage. In GIF form.
3. Beat Women, Not Animals
Words to live by from a Chris Brown meme right here ladies and gentlemen.
4. Chris Brown Virginity
Chris Brown says he lost his virginity at age eight. And is a beast at sex as a result.
5. Chris Brown Smoking Photo
Chris Brown has himself a cigarette. Smoking is a thing that he does from time to time.
6. Chris Brown Teeth
Chris Brown's teeth have seen better days. Lookin a little busted, dat grill.
7. Rihanna Beaten Face Poster
This is one way to advertise a Chris Brown concert. Point, Stockholm, Sweden.
8. Chris Brown Arm Tattoos
Check out Chris Brown's arm tattoos. Those are some serious tats.
9. Chris Brown RAGE!
Chris Brown has that rage in his eyes again. Okay, it's just during his performance at the Billboard Music Awards, but still.
10. Chris Brown Lookin' Ridic
Chris Brown looking ridiculous, even by his lofty standards.
11. Christopher Brown Picture
Chris Brown. Always one to count on for news.
12. Chris Brown is a Douche
At least in this photo. We get it man! You're cool!
13. Chris Brown, Rihanna: Thug Life
Chris Brown and Rihanna are here to wish you a Merry Christmas .... Thug Life style.
14. Chris Brown: Terrorist
Chris Brown is a terrorist ... for Halloween, at least. Check out dude's costume.
15. Chris Brown Grinding
Chris Brown grinds up on some sexy lady not named Rihanna or Karrueche.
16. Chris Brown Shirtless Picture
Chris Brown shirtless. And looking like kind of a douche. A ripped douche, but still douchey.
17. Champagne Shower
Chris Brown is about to produce a champagne shower like no other. Karrueche Tran, get ready.
18. Chris Brown, Champagne
Chris Brown is a class act, as demonstrated by this photo of him at the club. Champagne showers, anyone? From Chris Brown's mouth?
19. Chris Brown Shirtless Pic
Chris Brown partying without a shirt at W.I.P. nightclub in New York. Not long after this pic was taken, crazy stuff went down.
20. Chris Brown Twitpic
Chris Brown was hurt in a fight with Drake's entourage. Yes, he actually got into a fight with guys for once.
21. Contemplative Chris
Chris Brown contemplates life as he sees it. This is just before he reportedly flew into a blinding rage behind the scenes of Good Morning America.
22. Chris Brown Grabs Crotch
Chris Brown grabs some crotch in concert. Lovely.
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