Queen of the Booty. Lord of the Arsetocracy. Three years after the wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William ... we're still talking about Pippa Middleton's butt.
Just when you thought that subject was in the (cough) rear view mirror, here comes Stephane Bern, Knight of the Order of Grimaldo and an etiquette expert.
He alleged this week that Pippa wore padding in her dress:
"Of course she had a false bottom," the 50-year-old said. "I repeat it: She had a false bottom. You take her away from that and she has normal buttocks."
Bern's belated public accusations didn't stop there, either.
"It was an optical illusion; she knew there were a billion people watching," he said, adding that Pippa Middleton knew "it was the moment to show it."
Did she or didn't she? Does it matter? Does anyone care?
The 30-year-old herself addressed the speculation (and all the attention) at the Women in Advertising and Communications dinner back in February.
"As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and - you may say - its backside," Kate Middleton's younger sister told the 400 attendees.
She added that she was glad the beautiful white dress fit at the time of the Royal Wedding, but quipped that "in retrospect, it [fit] a little too well."
Regardless of what she was or wasn't wearing underneath the Alexander McQueen creation, the situation can best be summed up as ... damn, girl!
Check out other memorable celebrity rear ends below:

1. Kesha
Hey, it's Ke$ha! And there is Ke$ha's butt! The singer is anything but shy in this Twit pic.
2. Stacy Keibler
WOW. This is one hot Stacy Keibler bikini photo. Guys you are quite welcome. Great azz.
4. Kenya Moore
Kenya Moore got some junk up in the trunk if you know what we're talkin about. We mean that ass ain't small.
5. Sofia Vergara
Sofia Vergara's ass is the gift that keeps on giving. As long as she posts pics like this that is.
6. Kim Kardashian
Hello, Kim Kardashians's rear end! The reality star posted this shot on Instagram.
8. Kendall Jenner
Kendall Jenner pops her butt out in this photo. She wants to emulate her step-sister, Kim.
10. Paulina Gretzky
That is some great photography, whoever took this shot of Paulina Gretzky's ass.
12. Pippa Middleton
Not to sound tasteless here ... but let's be honest, she looks unreal in that dress.
16. Ireland Baldwin
Looking good, Ireland Baldwin! We're digging this bikini-based selfie from the star.
19. Rihanna
That would be a tattoo of a marijuana leaf on Rihanna's perfect ass. Appreciate the photo, Rihanna.
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