When Jessica Simpson's tongue pops out like this, all we can think about is whether she's trying to be Miley Cyrus and whether Eric Johnson inhaled it.
Or whether the concept of the selfie has jumped the shark. HARD.
Seriously, if your friends did this on Instagram, you'd unfollow them.
Just saying. Granted, it's a little less disgusting (relatively speaking) to see Jessica Simpson's tongue with the father of her two children than it is with Miles.
With Cyrus, you just wonder where that thing has been.
And then you shudder, because of those possibilities.
In the case of Simpson, she captioned this image, "Big hands I know you're the one," an obvious reference to the Violent Femmes' "Blister in the Sun."
Which is, by all accounts, a song about getting one's self off. So make of that what you will and try not to gag too hard at the inside of Jess' orifice.
Other celebrity selfies, most of which are less gnarly, below:
1. Ellen DeGeneres Oscar Selfie
Ellen DeGeneres posts the best selfie ever. Literally the best, in terms of re-Tweets.
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. Selfie
Selfie alert! Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. have been married since 2002 but keep a really, really low profile! Here's a rarely seen selfie of the couple!
3. Colin Powell Selfie
Colin Powell posts an amazing selfie from 60 years ago! Did he invent the selfie?!
4. Biden, Obama Selfie!
Joe Biden and Barack Obama in the V.P.'s first-ever Instagram selfie.
5. Jimmy Kimmel, Clintons Selfie
Jimmy Kimmel and the Clintons pose for a selfie. Eat your heart out, Ellen!
6. Miley Cyrus, Shower Selfie
Her tongue isn't reserved for the red carpet only. Miley Cyrus lets it wag here.
7. Rihanna Grabs Boobs
Rihanna ducks under water and grabs her boobs in this selfie. We approve!
8. Drake Shirtless
Drake isn't wearing a shirt in this selfie. We're guessing female readers ar okay with this.
9. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Selfie
Kim Kardashian shows off her post-baby body in this selfie. It drummed up some serious controvery.
10. Ortiz-Obama Selfie
Red Sox slugger David Ortiz and President Barack Obama take a selfie at the White House. Product placement by Samsung.
11. Arnold Schwarzenegger Shirtless
Arnold Schwarzenegger is in on the selfie act. He's shirtless in this self-portrait.
12. Wladimir Klitschko Shirtless
Heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko is all about the selfie. And all about the muscles, clearly.
13. Kim Zolciak Pregnant Selfie
Kim Zolciak is often pregnant. She shows off her large baby bump in this selfie.
14. Bill Clinton and Demi Lovato
Here's a selfie we never expected to see. It features Bill Clinton and Demi Lovato!
15. Nicki Minaj Sucking Selfie
Nicki Minaj sucks in this selfie. Literally! She has her fingers in her mouth.
16. Jenelle Evans and Son Selfie
Jenelle Evans has some issue. But the only issue here is how cute son Jace is!
17. Demi Lovato Bikini Selfie
Demi Lovato shows off her sleek body in this selfie at the beach. She's looking good!
18. Ireland Baldwin Topless
You may wanna avert your eyes, Alec Baldwin. Ireland Baldwin is very much topless in this selfie.
19. Brad Pitt Selfie
Brad Pitt smiles for the camera in this selfie. For the camera of a fan, that is.
20. Katy Perry and Fans Selfie
Katy Perry takes a selfie here of herself and some screaming fans. It's safe to assume she made their day.
21. Jenny McCarthy Selfie
Jenny McCarthy shows off her new hair in this selfie. Do you like it?
22. Best/Worst Selfie Ever?
Florida teen Malik Whiter posted this selfie with his teacher, who was going into labor, in the background.
23. Kristin Cavallari Baby Bump Selfie
Kristin Cavallari looks really cute with her baby bump in this selfie. Don't you agree?
24. Beyonce Photobomb Selfie
Beyonce photobombs a fan's selfie. Now that is a great concert pic to put on Facebook!
25. Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie!
Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We're liking it!
26. Obama Selfie at Mandela Funeral
Even President Obama is into the act of selfies. At the funeral for Nelson Mandela, no less.
27. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Selfie
A shot of the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. One of the kids looks like he's balding.
28. Ireland Baldwin Tattoo Selfie
Ireland Baldwin shows off her tattoo in this selfie. The daughter of Alec Baldwin is not shy.
29. James Franco Selfie
James Franco posted this selfie in bed. Which is not vaguely creepy or anything like that.
30. Karrueche Tran, Chris Brown Selfie
Karrueche Tran and Chris Brown team up on the most disgusting selfie of all time.
31. Selena Gomez Instagram Selfie
Selena's latest selfie. She may be posting the best pics on Instagram.
32. Stephen Colbert and David Letterman
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