Take note, readers: if you are of legal drinking age, you are always free to order Sex on the Beach.
But never, no matter how randy you may be feeling, are you permitted to have sex on the beach.
Josey "Benny" Caballero and Elissa Alvarez recently found this out the hard way when they were caught having intercourse on Bradenton Beach for 25 minutes straight, with one elderly woman actually catching the carnal carnage on video.
After they finished, the couple took a dip... took a nap... and then took each other downtown once again! Until someone called the cops, that is.
The grandmother's video is being used by the Bradenton Police Department as evidence against the pair, who face charges of lewd and lascivious behavior.
This, sadly, is what happens when Florida Man gets together with Florida Woman.
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