Today in TMI: Dean McDermott's spank bank was once loaded with images of his then-teenage future wife!
Yes, even though Dean cheats on Tori these days, he claims he couldn't get enough of her back in the days when she was on Beverly Hills, 90210 and Dean was just a lonely teen using friction to keep himself warm in the tundra of Toronto:
Tori and Dean share a touching moment. So much to say about these two.
"I used to watch 90210 because I had a crush on Tori," Dean said on last night's season premiere of True Tori. "Tori on 90210 gave me a lot of things for my imagination...For me to use when I would do certain things that young men do."
Gross. Anyway, now it all makes sense:
Dean allegedly cheated with Emily Goodhand. We always thought Emily Goodhand sounds like a fake name - now we know the moniker was inspired by Dean's late-night wank sessions.
On last night's episode, Tori supposedly saw a photo of Emily Goodhand for the first time. Naturally, the audience did not get to see the photo and now we now why - it was probably just a pic of Dean's right hand!
So all this time, Tori and Dean have been faking an affair (allegedly) for the sake of their reality show; they've gone to all this trouble to keep it a secret, and just like that, Dean goes and...shows his hand. Sorry, it had to be done.
Tori and Dean are so broke, he can't even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that's why they keep having kids.
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