Don't do it, movie critics around the nation are saying. Please don't do it. Do nearly ANYthing else with your hard-earned money. Just trust us on this one.
We're paraphrasing. But not really.
For while Rob Corddry, Adam Scott, Clark Duke and Craig Robinson should make for a very funny quartet, the following Hot Tub Time Machine 2 reviews are in - and they could not be more ice cold...
I loved the first film, but if I could, I would travel back in time and tell my 2010 self to dial that review down a couple of notches. Just in case it somehow encouraged the making of this sequel. - Rob Thomas
One of the most aggressively, grotesquely off-putting movies I have ever seen. - Willie Waffle
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is the proverbial turd in the Jacuzzi - you can't pin down who's responsible, but it's a floater that ruins the party. - Brad Wheeler
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 feels tepid, uninspiring, and comically hollow. It's about as innocuous and boring as a sequel can get and about as messy and unappealing as a hotel jacuzzi. - Michael Roffman
Place your odds on this easily capturing a spot on 2015's Worst Films list if not earning the top spot. - Jeffrey Lyles
Any way one spins it, this is a bad movie. It's cheap-looking. It's asinine. It's dull. It's thoroughly unsatisfying. And, at 93 minutes, the proceedings earn a whopping two laughs tucked inside a tidal wave of misery. - Dustin Putman
So witless and unfunny and shoddily made it makes The Hangover 2 look like The Godfather 2. - Chris Nashawaty
Is it just us... or are these reviews so terrible that they make you almost want to go see the movie?
Martin Scorcese's The Departed featured an all-star ensemble cast, but it felt a little too much like a clunky wannabe of Japanese film Infernal Affairs.
Danny Boyle's 2008 film Slumdog Millionaire was nominated for 10 Oscars, but it was a self-indulgent movie about all the things Boyle has done for British film.
Anything with Clint Eastwood is bound to be a hit, right? And Million Dollar Baby, a boxing movie, was defintiely a hit. (Puns totally intended.) But it feels a little old before its time, a classic at the ready.
We've seen Inception 18 times and we're still not sure what parts were real life and what was a dream. And is the top still spinning? Does that mean everything's okay? WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
A critical darling for featuring a lesbian romance at the core of the story, Blue Is The Warmest Color had potential. Then it becamse a sex-fest that was more than a little confused.
The Hurt Locker won 6 Academy Awards for a repetitive motif about war. One of those Oscars went to Kathryn Bigelow for Best Director, and that was great.
The End.
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