Kendall Jenner: Pregnant? With Scott Disick's Baby?????? Feb 18th 2015, 19:01, by Hilton Hater
Kendall Jenner is pregnant with her first child and the unborn baby belongs to her sister's long-time boyfriend, Scott Disick.
If the latest Star Magazine cover story is to be believed, that is. For some reason.
Two weeks after alleging that Jenner is sleeping with Disick , the tabloid has doubled down on its ridiculous claim, writing now that Kendall is knocked up with The Lord's spawn.
Sort of.
In an impressive/pathetic display of baiting and switching, the magazine is actually saying that Kourtney Kardashian FEARS Kendall is now carrying the spawn of her three-time baby daddy.
"She can't sleep at night," a totally real source tells the magazine of Kourtney. "And when she does, she'll wake up in a cold sweat, crying, after dreaming that her half sister is pregnant with Scott's baby."
Hey, if the dreams of a reality star don't make for a front page story, what does?
"Kourtney's confused and hurt and terrified that Scott will get Kendall pregnant," the insider tells Star. "Of course, Scott thinks it's all a big joke and brushes it off like every other problem in their relationship."
That Scott Disick, huh? He's just so mean!
After the initial Kendall and Scott rumor went viral, Khloe Kardashian made light of its absurdity, writing on Twitter that she's hurt because she thought she was having an affair with Disick.
It's sadly true. Toward the end of 2014, Life & Style wrote that Disick was in love with Kardashian .
How does Kris Jenner feel about all this?
"Deep down, she loves the attention her kids and the show are getting from this," Star writes. "But she won't let Kourtney know that."
Wait... what?!? According to this issue of Star Magazine, Kendall Jenner has been sleeping with Scott Disick. Do you believe it?
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Kim Kardashian is apparently being controlled by a madman named Kanye West. Tough break for the reality star.
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Is it all over for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick? Yes, based on this cover story.
Is Bruce Jenner going to write a tell-all? We doubt it, but you never know.
Kris Jenner has been hooking up with Ben Flajnik. This cover story confirms it, clearly.
Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick.
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Kim Kardashian is a weight loss cheater! And she's apparently been caught by Life & Style.
The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle?
Khloe Kardashian has one question when it comes to her sister's engagement: Where is MY happy ending?!?
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Kim Kardashian has a new body! Hooray for her! Check it out on this tabloid cover.
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Kris Jenner's sister cannot remain quiet any longer. She spills the family's secrets in this issue of In Touch Weekly.
Kim Kardashian has totally been dumped by Kanye West. Too bad. We liked these kids together.
Khloe Kardashian wants to adopt. Who cares about her problems with Lamar Odom?!?
Lamar Odom is totally writing a tell-all... if you believe this tabloid cover for some reason. We somehow do not.
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We know Khloe Kardashian has been going through a lot. But this cover story claims Kris Jenner is also headed for a divorce.
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Khloe Kardashian is facing her worst nightmare. Lamar Odom clearly had unprotected sex with another woman.
No way Kim Kardashian is pregnant again.... right?!? Try telling that to this tabloid cover story!
Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West. According to this Us Weekly cover story, at least.
Khloe Kardashian is not looking her best in this photo. She is not acting her best, either, apparently.
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Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least.
Khloe Kardashian will raise her baby alone, dammit! Granted, she doesn't have a baby. But still.
The marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is on the rocks. If you believe this issue of In Touch Weekly.
Khloe Kardashian is totally done with her marriage. If you are believing this tabloid cover, that is.
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Will Khloe Kardashian be next? This cover story claims she is dead set on becoming a mother.
Kim Kardashian is obsessed with losing her baby weight. So states this In Touch Weekly story at least.
Kim Kardashian says she just can't do this. At least In Touch Weekly claims she says that.
Kanye West totally cheated on Kim Kardashian. If this cover story is to be believed, that is.
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There may be drama in the delivery room for Kim Kardashian. Will she get a C section?!?
Poor Kim Kardashian. It looks like she'll be all alone in her delivery room when the big day arrives.
Kim Kardashian has a plan! She is totally gonna sell baby photos behind Kanye West's back!
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You had your chance, Kim Kardashian! But Khloe is clearly hotter than you now.
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Kendall Jenner says SHE'S the hot one now. Tough break, Kim Kardashian.
All three Kardashian sister are engaged, according to this cover. Except that, you know, they are not all pregnant.
Well, they had a good run. But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have supposedly split after 58 days of marriage.
Tough break for Kim Kardashian. Her fake marriage has totally been exposed.
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Yes, Kim Kardashian is fat. She apparently knows that, based on this tabloid cover.
This is a shame. Kim Kardashian is pregnant AND she's evidently been dumped by Kanye West.
Poor Kim Kardashian. She isn't part of her family any longer, apparently.
Oh no! Kourtney Kardashian has been dumped in the delivery room. If this were true, we'd feel so sorry for her.
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Oh no! Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have all been dumped by their men according to this tabloid cover. And when do tabloid cover stories ever mislead us?!?
Is a divorce battle really brewing between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Yes, if you somehow believe this cover of In Touch Weekly.
This must be embarrassing for Kourtney Kardashian, huh? According to Life & Style, Scott Disick is in love with Khloe Kardashian.
Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian are having a duel wedding! Not really. But try telling that to this issue of Life & Style.
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According to this issue of Life & Style, Khloe Kardashian is pregnant by French Montana. But she's in love with Lamar Odom. That's gotta be awkward.
Kanye West has dumped Kim Kardashian! According to this hilariously false issue of In Touch Weekly, that is.
Poor Kourtney Kardashian! She's been dumped 20 days after giving birth! We'd feel badly for her if this story were true.
Kourtney Kardashian has caught Scott Disick in bed with another woman. If you choose to believe this cover story for some odd reason.
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For the record, Kendall Jenner is not pregnant with Scott Disick's chid. But why should the truth stop Star Magazine from running this cover?
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