Kristen Doute is like the Richard Nixon of reality television.
Sure, her evil schemes always get thwarted, but she's never punished for them the way she should be.
For example, last season on Vanderpump Rules, Kristen was caught cheating on Tom Sandoval with Jax Taylor - who happened to be Tom's best friend, as well as the boyfriend of Kristen's best friend, Stassi Schroeder.
Kristen somehow emerged from that situation without a brutal ass-whuppin', so she decided to keep the evil train right on rolling.
This season, Kristen has devoted herself to sabotaging her ex's new relationship, even going so far as to fly "Miami Girl" out to LA to publicly confront Tom about an alleged cheating incident.
Yes, it blew up in her face like an Alabama meth lab, and to make matters worse, the whole thing went down at SUR, Tom and Kristen's place of employment.
Even so, it was only after Kristen threw a tantrum (while still at SUR) and told her manager to suck a dick that she was finally fired and "banned for life" from the restaurant.
So surely Kristen learned her lesson and stopped acting like a crazy person in plain view of others, right. HA! That's a good one, you!
No, next Kristen tried to ruin Scheana Marie's wedding by flipping out on her boyfriend James at the reception. And when we say "flipping out," we mean dumping him, and then punching him in the face!
So that's gotta be it, right? Surely Kristen is single, unemployed, and saving her pennies for enough vodka to wash down an entire bottle of Ambien, right?
Yeah, no. The photo above was taken yesterday. She's back together with James, and she can regularly be seen hanging out at SUR when he DJs there on Wednesday nights.
Fortunately, Lisa Vanderpump has taken to Twitter to dispel rumors that Kristen has been rehired at SUR, but she admitted that the lifetime ban has been lifted, and if you ask us, it's only a matter of time before Ms. Doute is rocking the SUR-ver dress once again.
She may be a woman, but at this point, we think Kristen has earned the nickname, "Tricky Dick."
The Season 3 cast of Vanderpump Rules. It is certainly an entertaining, growing and diverse (at least in terms of personality) cast of characters, as fans know well ...
With a music career taking off and a wedding on the way, the former low girl on the Sur totem pole is doing big things. You can expect Stassi to take her down a peg or two at some point this season.
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