As you might know, Taylor Swift has a lot of money. Like, "probably already has a seat booked on the first space shuttle heading to Mars after the Earth becomes uninhabitable" money.
All that wealth is the result of Taylor's unprecedented dominance of the world of pop music, so it's no surprise that she wants to protect her most important assets, like her songs, her voice, and...her legs?
Yes, Taylor isn't exactly a sultry sex symbol, but apparently someone in her camp believes that her mile-long stems are extremely valuable to her career - valuable to the tune of $40 million, in fact.
Taylor's 1989 tour world tour is scheduled to begin in May, and before she sets off, her team would like to have her legs insured for a whopping sum that reportedly even left Taylor in awe.
"She thought her legs were possibly worth a million," a source tells the National Enquirer. "But $40 million shocked her. She's even a little embarrassed by it."
Yes, if you tell Taylor she looks like a million bucks, you're selling her short by about $39 million. We guess that would be enough to make anyone feel self-conscious.
Of course, anyone who's seen Taylor at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show knows that her legs are impressive specimens, but we can't imagine that they're actually essential to her career.
For some reason, we doubt millions of Swifties would abandon her is she were mangled in a tractor accident or suffered some sort of cellulite tragedy.
That said, she should probably start offering workout tips to her fans. We guess those shapely calves have something to do with Taylor's weird habit of taking her cat for walks around Manhattan.
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