She's back, folks.
Alana Thompson and her family returned to TLC last night for the Season 2 premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, still residing in McIntyre, Georgia and still dining on road kill.
And still reciting the kinds of quotes that make us both cringe and laugh, of course.
So what better way to recap the premiere than to simply rundown the best (worst?) lines from this week's episode. Thanks to TLC subtitles, it's easy to do so!
"Not having my phone really sucks, like monkey balls. Feel like I'm back in, like, medieval times, because when they had black and white TV, when there was no cell phones… I don't see how anyone lasted. - June Shannon
"You fart in your hand, and throw it at your enemy's face." - Honey Boo Boo on her wrestling move, the Cup-A-Fart
"My road kill wish list is a rabbit, a hamster, a monkey. They go crazy. A bird, a butterfly, a porcupine. Because you can pick your teeth with the quills. And… a wild pig. Raccoon. A gopher. A helephant. A lion. This is making he hungry, too." - Honey Boo Boo
"I like go-karts. Who don't like go-karts? Go karts rhyme with go-farts." - Honey Boo Boo
"I just closed my eyes, imagined Daisy Duke, and started whacking it." - Sugar Bear, on a piñata
"If you wanna romance me and you wanna get in my pants, per se - new crockp
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