Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher have been married for almost four years already with no baby bump in sight.
Totally unacceptable to the tabloids!
In an article made up entirely of quotes by people who may or may not actually be friendly with Carrie, Life & Style reports that 2014 will be the year of "baby joy" for the singer.
It's not the worst prediction ever.
Carrie's tour ended last summer and she has some time on her hands after a busy fall hosting the Country Music Awards and starring in The Sound of Music on NBC.
On the same cover Life & Style rehashes the Kelly Clarkson marriage drama that's been reported - but never confirmed - numerous times before.
But isn't that why we love celebrity gossip magazines? "Carrie Underwood Isn't Pregnant and Kelly Clarkson Has A Nice Life" won't sell as many issues ...
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