Miley Cyrus' life has been loaded with drama recently.
The singer was recently hospitalized for an allergic reaction, giving rise to a rumor that Miley suffers from a heart defect that could prove life-threatening. But the real tragedy here? She had to miss 4/20, yo!
While some may have celebrated Easter yesterday, for celebrity stoners like Miley, the high holy day was day to get high as hell, but as Miley learned the hard way - there's no tokin' in the hospital.
"Boutta be the wackest 420 ever," Miley tweeted in the hours leading up to the big day.
A tragically sober Miley continued to describe her heartbreaking situation from her hospital bed:
"Happy 420/Easter," she wrote later. "I'll be where I've been the passed week. In bed. Crying. NOT stoned!"
Not stoned on 4/20?! Ah, screw earthquake victims, can we take up a collection for this girl?
In all seriousness, Miley's situation sucks and it's not made any easier by the fact that her extended hospital stay comes right on the heels of news that her dog had been killed by a coyote.
Even so, expecting people to feel bad for you on a day when millions of Americans are reflecting on a dude getting whipped and crucified suggests Miley might be overplaying the pity card just a bit.
Girl, you made $76 mill last year. Pay someone to smuggle you a pot brownie and move on!
"You knowz mofo be rollin' up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin' fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf--kin' now." Uhhh, what Snoop said.
"You knowz mofo be rollin' up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin' fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf--kin' now." Uhhh, what Snoop said.
2. Willie Nelson
Willie Nelson has been arrested more than once for his love of the Mary Jane. He's 80 years old. Can't we all just leave the man alone!
3. Matthew McConaughey
Alright, alright, alright. Neptune and your mama and surfing and all that other stuff he talked about during the 2014 awards season sort of seems like he's stoned ALL THE TIME.
4. Chris Brown
Pot normally mellows people out, right? Looks like maybe Chris Brown should smoke MORE of it instead of less.
5. Rihanna
If you follow Rihanna on Instagram you know she doesn't really keep her love of Laughing Grass a secret.
6. Jenelle Evans
Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans would rather GO TO JAIL than submit to random drug testing while on probation. That's...dedication? She also (allegedly) smoked up while pregnant with her second child. And probably her first.
7. Lindsay Lohan
After multiple stints in rehab, Lindsay Lohan can't quit the reefer. Or the alcohol. And maybe not even the harder drugs that ruined her career AND her looks.
8. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger, body builder, actor, and former governor of California, gave a frank interview where he talked about smoking up.
9. Bill Clinton
Governor Bill Clinton said he never inhaled during interviews on his way to the White House. He also said he did not have sex with that woman, for whatever that's worth.
10. Ryan Lochte
If you've ever heard Ryan Lochte give an interview, the fact that he practices the puff, puff, pass as much as he does the butterfly stroke comes as no surprise.
11. Jeff Bridges
The DUDE! The Big Lebowski quotes make this more than just an assumption.
12. Brooke Mueller
Brooke Mueller, ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, prefers hard drugs like her former spouse. In a pinch, weed will do.
13. Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus proudly proclaims that she smokes the Sweet Leaf and blasts pictures of marijuana all over her Bangerz tour. The show itself kind of seems like one big hallucination, so maybe she's doing more than just mariuana.
14. Bobbi Kristina Brown
Bobbi Kristina Brown might have married her sort-of brother but before that she was making bong videos.
15. Chace Crawford
Chace Crawford might be a lesser-known actor who sort of looks like Ian Somerhalder, but that didn't keep him out of the slammer for possession of marijuana.
16. Woody Harrelson
All the dirty hippies love the hash, right? Woody Harrelson is no exception.
17. Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis is blazing trails on light night television, probably while being baked.
18. Jennifer Lawrence
Paparazzi caught Jennifer Lawrence and The Hunger Games costar Josh Hutcherson getting ready to get high on a balcony in Hawaii.
19. Justin Bieber
When Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami, he told cops he had been smoking pot. That explains some of his crazy behaviors. He's just having fun, right?
20. Michael Phelps
Another Olympian who likes to get high, Michael Phelps was busted smoking pot between the 2008 and 2012 Summer Games. He also became the spokesperson for Subway. Coincidence?
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