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Olivia Wilde: Baby Initiates Her Into Motherhood in Hilarious Fashion Apr 28th 2014, 14:00, by Tattle Taylor The gorgeous Olivia Wilde gave birth to a baby boy last week. If there's one thing Boy Moms everywhere know, it's look out for that fire hose. Baby boys, and many of their grown-up counterparts, don't exactly have that whole aiming thing down. Baby Otis initiated his mom - and himself - into this new club they're in together in quite the humorous and, okay, probably disgusting way, and the new mom took to Twitter to share her wit and experience with everyone out there. Hey, urine is sterile, right? Right. Seems like new daddy Jason Sudeikis COULD HAVE WARNED HER. She seems to have taken her baby's impromptu showering in stride. If she keeps this sense of humor about the rest of the situations she'll encounter on this parenting journey, something tells us she'll be just fine.  And she's not alone. Twitter is ripe with other parents relaying the funny things their kids do and say.  33 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Parenting 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. View As List 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. 2. Frozen in Hell "Let It Go" is definitely playing on repeat. 3. PARK! Great moments in safe words. 4. Just Pretending? [nods] 5. 82 Percent That may be conservative. 6. Fingers Smell Like ... ... you can guess, and if you're a parent, relate. 7. SNEEZE THEM! Sometimes kids get words wrong and the result is even better than if they'd gotten them right. 8. Tiny Dictators There's no negotiating with them. There is only the terror of not filling the sippy cup fast enough. 9. Circle the Block a Few Times? If only ... 10. Close Enough Eh, clothes are clothes. 11. Free Cats and Dogs! Would be so cool. 12. Let It Go Raise your hand if this is you? Yep, we see you over there. (Also typing this one-handed, FYI, because "LET IT GO! LET IT GOOOO!!!!....") 13. You Don't Want to Know You really don't. 14. I'll Tell on You They start early. 15. Fetch! You know you do it. 16. Were You Born With Those? It's a fair question. 17. The Firehose Olivia Wilde has been initiated into the secret society of Boy Moms. And her son has, uh, initiated himself. 18. RRP5D Sounds about right. 19. Cheap Babysitter Next time you complain about your cable bill, just consider the real potential. 20. Sticks or ... They do sound similar. 21. Suave 2 in 1 Hey, whatever works. 22. Can You Skip That? If only. 23. Used Food Ick. Who wants that. 24. Tolerance Must be taught early. 25. Rabies Shares similar symptoms with fatigue. 26. Whine and Wine Oh, how those words are intertwined. 27. Dad of the Year It's a go-to. 28. Consensual Massage Lessons all kids must understand. 29. Chapstick 2, Vegetables 0 For those keeping score. 30. No, But DO YOU? Nobody puts Olaf in the corner, you dig? 31. Think Faster Think faster, parents. Geez! 32. Which is Harder? The answer might surprise you there. 33. No, Seriously Not a rhetorical question. Someone please tell me if you know.

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