Now that Kate Middleton's health has improved, the British tabloids need some new Duchess drama to report.
She hasn't been making many public appearances as of late, so those famous Kate Middleton wardrobe malfunctions have been kept to a minimum.
As such, the UK press has been forced to fall back on the old stand-by and claim that Will and Kate are headed for divorce after weeks of stiff-upper-lipped arguments over tea and crumpets.
So what's the cause of the alleged "marital issues?" Well, it seems Will and Kate simply can't agree on where to spend the holidays.
Yup, it's that serious. Better call the divorce attorney and start dividing up the empire.
The original agreement was that the couple would alternate between their parents' homes each year.
In 2011, they started by joining the royal family at Sandringham House. Now that it's once again time to spend the holidays in Kate's native Bucklebury, however, Will has reportedly refused to budge.
Sources say he offered a lame "compromise" in which both families would be invited to Will and Kate's new home in Norfolk.
The problem is, that's really not a compromise at all, as the Norfolk house is literally on the grounds of Sandringham House.
London tabloid The Inquisitr claims Kate was so upset by Will's attempted shenanigans that she's moved back in with her mum and dad.
Of course, we'd previously heard that Kate is living with her parents as a result of her ongoing health struggles, but apparently someone decided it would be more interesting if Will and Kate were having an epic, blow-out Christmas fight.
Kate Middleton made her first public appearance in over two months today. The Duchess helped welcome the president of Singapore to Buckingham Palace.
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