You can't help but laugh when reading through this collection of 19 Motherly Text Message Fails. Parents trying to be hip is simply hilarious.
But it's difficult to browse around the following gallery without feeling a twinge of sadness.
Somewhere out there, some guy wanted to have virtual sex with his girlfriend... only to be turned down for Pop Tarts or Oreo Cereal. Your heart just goes out to these people.
Except for the dude whose significant other replied to his attempt at sexting with the picture of a cheese grater. He should just run away screaming.
Prepare to scream in laughter yourself when you click through this list of epic sext message fails:
1. Mmm... Pop Tarts.
Sometimes you're in the mood for Pop Tarts instead of a pounding. Can you really blame a woman?
2. Spacing Issues
A little space, and a little spelling, can go a long way when trying to be seductive.
3. Emotion Fail!
When swallowing goes terribly, terribly wrong.
4. Satisfy Her Craving
What's better than a Pop Tart? Oreo Cereal.
5. A Little Too Rough
Some gals do like it rough. But most have their limits.
6. A Monster in Bed
Some folks like Skinemax. Others? Pixar.
7. Being (Semi) Naughty
A bit of PG-13 sexy talk.
8. Patriotism vs. Patootie-ism
God bless America... and also this person for his sexting snafu.
9. The End of an Erection
Safe to say this is one way to put a fast end to an erection.
10. Heating Things Up
Come on. This kind of creativty would totally turn us on!
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