Valeria Lukyanova is loving the selfie trend. As well as the no makeup trend.
Oh, and the revealing, tiny bikini trend. Everyone's in on that nowadays, too.
The part where she tries to become a Human Barbie doll is all her, though.
Having already shown us Valeria Lukyanova without makeup this week, she's upped the ante here with a (mostly) bare-faced bikini selfie flaunting her insane body.
The 28-year-old with the impossibly tiny waist, ridiculously enhanced breasts and almost comically emotionless expression checks all the boxes here.
There's no doubt that Human Barbie, who makes use of contact lenses, massive stage makeup and hair extensions, looks a bit less plastic au naturale.
It's those very factors that leave Human Ken (Justin Jedlica) unimpressed by Valeria's committed efforts to look like a toy. Only he is truly plastic.
"I don't really get her. I don't get why people think she's so interesting," said Jedlica, who has had MANY surgeries, to GQ, calling her "an illusionist."
"She knows how to do her makeup like stage makeup and give herself different features," Justin elaborated in a recent interview with The Daily Beast.
"The same techniques are used in theater all the time and with drag queens. I'm not saying she's a drag queen, but it's completely different from me."
Don't expect the seemingly perfect pairing of Human Ken and Human Barbie to get together and bump crotchless nether-regions, in other words.
How awesome and seemingly inevitable is that idea? Too bad. Then again, she strives to subsist on air and light alone, while he butchers himself.
Safe to say there are more screws loose between these two loons than we care to think about ... but no one can say they don't keep things interesting.

1. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll's appearance in real life.
2. Valeria Lukyanova Photo
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Would you hit it?
3. Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie)
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. the Human Barbie. Kind of a freaky photo from V Magazine.
4. Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Photo
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Yes, that is a live person.
6. Human Barbie Pics
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, in one of many freaky pics from her Instagram.
8. Human Barbie Instagram
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking fake as ever in a tight black dress.
9. Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses on Instagram. Lovely.
11. Valeria Lukyanova Picture
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not?
12. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is not a fan of race-mixing. Seriously.
13. Valeria Lukyanova, Olga Oleynik
Valeria Lukyanova (left) displays impressive serpent-handling skills with one of her acolytes, Olga “Dominika†Oleynik.
14. Human Barbie Bikini Pic
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, models a bikini or some lingerie. Would you hit it?
15. Human Barbie Before and After Photos
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, before and after ... whatever she had done to herself.
16. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photo
This Valeria Lukyanova bikini photo is so hot. And by hot we mean weird.
17. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Pic
Valeria Lukyanova does yoga in one seriously hot photo. You can really see the benefits of how flexible plastic is.
18. Human Barbie Before & After Pic
Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova before and after in some crazy weird pics.
19. Valeria Lukyanova Nude
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, bares all in a vintage photo ... before she Barbied the crap out of herself.
20. Human Barbie Without Makeup
Can you believe this is what Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova looks like without makeup?
21. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Picture
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looks so hot in this bikini picture. Well, for her.
22. Human Barbie Swimsuit Photo
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looks hot in this swimsuit picture. Wearing minimal makeup (for her) helps.
Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova: Would you hit it?
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