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Ellen DeGeneres Mocks Late Night Monologue, Will Not Replace David Letterman >>Hollywood

Diposting oleh blog on Kamis, 10 April 2014

You can take her name out of the running now, folks.

With David Letterman announcing his retirement this week, chatter quickly turned to the potential replacements for the CBS legend.

Who Will Replace David Letterman?

1. Jon Stewart Image

Jon Stewart hosts The Daily Show on Comedy Central. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on CBS' The Late Show.

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1. Jon Stewart Image

Jon Stewart hosts The Daily Show on Comedy Central. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on CBS' The Late Show.

2. Stephen Colbert Image

Stephen Colbert is host of Comedy Central's The Colbert Report. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on The Late Show.

3. Jay Leno Image

Jay Leno is the former host of The Tonight Show. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on CBS' The Late Show.

4. Craig Ferguson Image

Craig Ferguson hosts the Late Late Show. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on CBS' The Late Show.

5. Conan O'Brien Image

Conan O'Brien is the host of his own talk show on TBS. Some believe the comedian is a contender to replace David Letterman on CBS' The Late Show.

6. Chelsea Handler Image

Chelsea Handler smiles here for the camera. Do you like her sometimes offensive humor?

7. Tina Fey Photograph

Tina Fey really might be the funniest woman alive. Don't you agree, THG readers?

8. Louis CK Photo

Louis CK is one hilarious dude. Guy does not mince words.

9. Jerry Seinfeld and Wife

Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld are seen here at the 2010 Vanity Fair party. It's held annually, following the Academy Awards.

10. Kevin Hart Photograph

Kevin Hart was arrested for DUI in April 2013. But at least he quickly apologized soon afterward.

11. Neil Patrick Harris at the Emmys

Neil Patrick Harris was in charge of the 2013 Emmy Awards. How do you think he did as host?

12. Jimmy Kimmel Live Pic

Jimmy Kimmel is moving up to the big time. His talk show moves to 11:35 p.m. in January 2012.

13. Photo of Andy Cohen

Andy Cohen smiles for the camera here. The Watch What Happens live host has become a major TV personality.

Would Ellen DeGeneres consider the gig?

Thanks but no thanks, the daytime star said yesterday, saying she's very happy with her current job and then hilariously showing how nighttime talk show monologues are very different from the types in which she specializes.

To prove as much, Ellen emerged from a curtain and rattled off a few political jokes, the sort Leno, Letterman, Conan and others have made a living off of for years.

"The White House announced that 7 million people have signed up for coverage under Obamacare," Ellen cracked. "Although if they really wanna cover people, they should make hospital gowns that close in the back."

Cue canned laughter!

Watch Ellen skewer these kinds of lame, predictable jokes now:

Ellen DeGeneres Tries Late Night Monologue

All jokes aside, DeGeneres said she will miss the iconic CBS comedian.

"I would like to say, David Letterman, you are an incredibly brilliant and clever man. I've always been a fan I loved watching you," she said. You've made us happy for over 30 years. So what better song to dedicate to you than Pharrell Williams' "'Happy?'"

She then danced her way into the audience, something we doubt Ellen would be allowed to do late at night. She rules.

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1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres - "Watching Cats on the Internet"

Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, "White Ladies Rapping." Sit back and enjoy "Watching Cats on the Internet" now!

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1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres - "Watching Cats on the Internet"

Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, "White Ladies Rapping." Sit back and enjoy "Watching Cats on the Internet" now!

2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday!

Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here.

3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini

Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now.

4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids

Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report.

5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal

Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.

6. Sophia Grace & Rosie Perform "Can't Hold Us"

Sophia Grace & Rosie perform Macklemore's hit song "Can't Hold Us" on Ellen.

7. Ellen DeGeneres Gives Coworkers Cash And A Car

Ellen DeGeneres gets generous and gives cash and a car to two coworkers who have fallen on hard times. We dare you not to cry while watching this video.

8. Ellen's Favorite Waitress Gets a Car

She impressed us all when she bought a meal for two furloughed officers, now Ellen is back with her favorite waitress for a surprise that will change her life forever.